After a long month of rather aggravating series of events, driving in the car with some kids, I said, “Let’s just go to Burger King. I feel like eating garbage.” My son lovingly says, “You deserve it!” I looked over and said, “So, I deserve to eat garbage?” Hardest laugh all day. I needed that.
Category: Monday Morning Funnies
There is no therapy stronger than laughter and there is no shortage of that in a family of sixteen. Laughter keeps you young!
Oil and Water
At our 20th anniversary dinner at the Brown Derby, I ordered a porterhouse, medium rare and a baked sweet potato. He ordered a porterhouse medium well with french fries. I say, “Oil and water. We are oil and water.” He says, “That works. Its an immulsion. It will stay together. You just have to keep…
I Can’t Read Yet
My husband asked my five-year-old daughter, “What is three plus three?” My daughter replies, “I can’t read yet.”
Excuse Me
The kids were coming back from the bathroom at Church Sunday. Our six-year-old son’s shirt was untucked and super long because, well, I couldn’t find one in his size that morning. That’s another story. So, he proceeded to tuck in his shirt while standing in the pews where we sat. My ten-year-old daughter came back…